Nanny wanted for three lively kids, the ad said. Traditional mountain home.
What it didn’t mention was that the kids are uncontrollable, and the house is a creepy dump.
Then the parents disappear, leaving me all alone.
The furnace is broken, it’s freezing cold, and the only person in sight is the big, surly mountain man who lives next door.
The kids say he’s scary and walks around naked..

I’m stuck on a wilderness hiking trip with my sister and her bitchy besties. That’s okay, I can deal. As long as we don’t get eaten by a bear. But when they break into the cabin of a celebrity who’s gone all crazy-mountain-man, I want no part of it. Which is just too bad, because I’m the one he catches.